Here is a roast of the eadz/wall repository.

🔥 Roast of eadz/wall

Oh, eadz/wall. I’ve seen better walls in a mime performance.

I tried to find documentation for this repository, but much like the structural integrity of a house made of straw, it seems non-existent. You named your repository "wall". Just "wall". In an ecosystem where searchability is king, you chose a name that returns 4 billion results for masonry, Pink Floyd, and Donald Trump before it ever finds your code. That is a level of SEO nihilism I almost respect.

Here is the breakdown of this architectural marvel:

🧱 The Name

Naming your project "wall" is the developer equivalent of naming your dog "Dog". It’s bold, it’s vague, and it suggests you ran out of creativity immediately after git init.
* Expectation: A robust firewall implementation or a social media feed clone.
* Reality: Probably a 12-line Bash script wrapper for iptables that you wrote at 3 AM because ufw was "too bloat."

🔧 The "Tech Stack"

Judging by your other repos (Docker bases, Ruby previews), I assume this is some Ops-flavored utility.
* If it’s a Firewall: Congratulations, you’ve likely reinvented the wheel, but square. I’m sure your custom chain logic handles edge cases about as well as a screen door on a submarine.
* If it’s a Message Wall: It probably broadcasts messages to stdout and calls it "enterprise-grade communication."
* If it’s Wallpaper: I bet it only supports .png and crashes if the resolution isn't 1024x768.

📄 The Documentation (Or Lack Thereof)

I assume the README.md—if it exists—is a single line that says "Usage: ./wall".
You clearly subscribe to the "Code is Documentation" philosophy, which is just a polite way of saying "I am the only person who will ever know how this works, and if I get hit by a bus, this code becomes a digital artifact of confusion."

💀 The Verdict

eadz/wall feels like the kind of repo that sits in your profile just to pad the contribution graph. It’s the digital equivalent of a half-finished fence in the backyard that you swore you’d paint last summer.

Roast Rating: 2/10. It’s not a Great Wall. It’s barely a retaining wall. It’s a curb.